First time contributor

Yes we have received a first time post by somebody calling themselves "Dipsy the twin with the smaller moustache", sounds all very cryptic!
They go on to say, " I was in my usual hostelry having a lunchtime libation, when who walks in but the Bedford Facilities team. Apparently they had come for their Christmas lunch. Well the whole proceedings were disappointingly sedate, with no drunkenness or debauchery! Actually the highlight of the whole event seems to be when one of the porters made an attempt at complaining about his meal. This complaint turned into farce as the Polish waitress could not understand his "Mockney" estuary drawl!"
Thanks for that Dipsy, please keep these contributions coming in.